Sunday, July 31, 2016

August, 2016

1     "You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours."

..... Yogi Berra

     "Tart words make no friends; a spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar."

..... Benjamin Franklin

2     "A man's home is his wife's castle."

..... Alexander Chase

     "Writers are a little below the clowns and a little above the trained seals."

..... John Steinbeck

3     "Whoso neglects learning in his youth, loses the past and is dead for the future."

..... Euripides

     "Women want love to be a novel.  Men, a short story."

..... Daphne du Maurier

4     "Watch how a man takes praise, and there you have the measure of him."

..... Thomas Burke

     "The age of the book is almost gone."

..... George Steiner

5     "Hard writing makes easy reading.  Easy writing makes hard reading."

..... William Zinsser

     "Color is my day-long obsession, joy and torment."

..... Claude Monet

6     "We never understand how little we need in this world until we know the loss of it."

..... Sir James Barrie

     "To feel at home, stay at home."

..... Clifton Fadiman

7     "I think we're here for each other."

..... Carol Burnett

     "You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think."

..... Elbert Hubbard

8     "It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities."

..... Sir Josiah Stamp

     "Water from the white fountain didn't taste any better than from the black fountain."

..... B. B. King

9     "Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."

..... T. S. Eliot

     "As a manager, the important thing is not what happens when you are there, but what happens when you are not there."

..... Ken Blanchard

10     "Don't cry because it's over.  Smile because it happened."

..... Dr. Seuss

     "An ounce of patience is worth a pound of brains."

..... Dutch proverb

11     "Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent."

..... Jean Kerr

     "One benefit of summer was that each day we had more light to read by."

..... Jeannette Walls

12     "To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow."

..... Audrey Hepburn

     "Privacy is as necessary as company; you can drive a man crazy by depriving him of either."

..... Robert A. Heinlein

13     "The one serious conviction that  a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously ."

..... Samuel Butler

     "Either man will learn to live like brothers, or they will die like beasts."

..... Max Lerner

14     "Work is only work if you'd rather be doing something else."

..... Ray Prince

     "Peace will not be built, however, by people with bitterness in their hearts."

..... Eleanor Roosevelt

15     "To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say."

..... Rene Descartes

     "The brave person thinks of themselves last of all."

..... Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

16     "The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times."

..... Martha Beck

     "One of the greatest necessities in America is to discover creative solitude."

..... Carl Sandburg

17     "The starting point of all achievement is desire."

..... Napoleon Hill

     "A love affair with knowledge will never end in heartbreak."

..... Michael Garrett Marino

18     "Some persons do first, think afterward, and then repent forever."

..... Thomas Secker

     "It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous."

..... Robert Benchley

19     "There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."

..... Oscar Wilde

     "Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog."

..... Bennett Cerf

20     "If I had it to do over again, I'd probably do everything I did. But that's not necessarily the right thing to do."

..... John Wayne

     "To a historian, libraries are food, shelter, and even muse."

..... Barbara Tuchman

21     "Writing is thinking on paper."

..... William Zinsen

     "A person who publishes a book appears willfully in public with his pants down."

..... Edna St. Vincent Millay

22     "There is only one recipe for a best seller and it is a very simple one.  You have to get the reader to turn over the page."

..... Ian Fleming

     "Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."

..... Mark Twain

23     "No sale is really complete until the product is worn out, and the customer is satisfied."

..... L. L. Bean

     "There is something to that old saying that hate injures the hater, not the hated."

..... Peace Pilgrim

24     "After about three lessons, the voice teacher said, 'Don't take voice lessons.  Do it your way.'"

..... Johnny Cash

     "Every one desires to live long, but no one would be old."

..... Jonathan Swift

25     "Too often we give our children answers to remember rather than problems to solve."

..... Roger Lewin

     "Breakfast is the one meal for which it is permissible to read the paper."

..... Amy Vanderbilt

26     "My wife and I tried two or three times in the last forty years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop."

..... Winston Churchill

     "Glass, china, and reputation are easily cracked, and never mended well."

..... Benjamin Franklin

27     "Wealth is like sea-water; the more we drink, the thirstier we become."

..... Arthur Schopenhauer

     "Wealth: any income that is at least $100 more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband."

..... H. L. Mencken

28     "If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates."

..... Jay Leno

     "When I was a boy, I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it."

..... Clarence Darrow

29     "I am paid by the word, so I always write the shortest words possible."

..... Bertrand Russell

     "Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid."

..... Walter Winchell

30     "The cure for boredom is curiosity.  There is no cure for curiosity."

..... Dorothy Parker

     "Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly."

..... Simeon Strunsky

31     "Our high respect for a well read person is praise enough for literature."

..... Ralph Waldo Emerson

      "Where all think alike, no one thinks much."

..... Walter Lippman


Friday, July 1, 2016

July, 2016

1     "The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you learned this afternoon."

..... Anonymous

     "One can survive everything nowadays, except death, and live down anything except a good reputation."

..... Oscar Wilde

2     "Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course."

..... Helen Rowland

     "It is the most wonderful feeling in the world, you know, knowing you are loved and wanted."

..... Jayne Mansfield

3     "A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle."

..... Erin Majors

     "Democracy is the government of the people, by the people, and for the people."

..... Abraham Lincoln

4     "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well of ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty."

..... John F. Kennedy

     "Free at last; free at last; thank God Almighty we are fee at last."

..... Martin Luther King, Jr.

5     "Where liberty is, there is my country."

..... Benjamin Franklin

     "One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age.  A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything."

..... Oscar Wilde

6     "We think basically you watch television to turn your brain off, and you work on your computer when you want to turn your brain on."

..... Steve Jobs

     "Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing.  It didn't change people's habits.  It just kept them inside the house."

..... Alfred Hitchcock

7     "Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world."

..... Nelson Mandela

     "The real problem of our existence lies in the fact that we ought to love one another, but do not."

..... Reinhold Niebuhr

8     "The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world's problems."

..... Mahatma Gandhi

     "It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well."

..... Rene Descartes

9     "If everybody thought before they spoke, the silence would be deafening."

..... George Barzan

     "No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows."

..... J. Robert Oppenheimer

10     "To have great poets, there must be great audiences, too."

..... Walt Whitman

     "I don't think anything is unrealistic if you believe you can do it."

..... Mike Ditka

11     "What counts now is not just what we are against, but what we are for."

..... Adlai Stevenson

     "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."

..... Douglas Adams

12     "It doesn't matter what I say as long as I sound different from other politicians."

..... Jerry Brown

     "Why shouldn't art be pretty:  There are enough unpleasant things in the world."

..... Pierre-Auguste Renoir

13     "If we could harness the destructive energy of disagreements over politics, we wouldn't need the bomb."

..... Barbara Walters

     "Remember this:  Very little is needed to make a happy life."

..... Marcus Aurelius

14     "The Eskimo has fifty-two names for snow because it is important to them; there ought to be as many for love."

..... Margaret Atwood

     "One thing that's good about procrastination is that you always have something planned for tomorrow."

..... G. B. Stern

15     "People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it."

..... Jay Leno

     "Baton technique is to a conductor what fingers are to a pianist."

..... Igor Markevitch

16     "I believe that every person is born with talent."

..... Maya Angelou

     "Whatever you are, be a good one!"

..... William Makepeace Thackeray

17     "Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."

..... Phyllis Diller

     "Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."

..... Benny Hill

18     "You'll never get ahead by blaming your problems on other people."

..... Willie Nelson

     "Look for the good, not the evil, in the conduct of members of the family."

..... Jewish proverb

19      "Little minds have little worries, big minds have no time for worries."

..... Ralph Waldo Emerson

     "Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward."

..... Robert C. Gallagher

20     "In automobile terms, the child supplies the power but the parents have to do the steering."

..... Dr. Benjamin Spock

     "Technology will save us if it doesn't wipe us out first."

..... Pete Seeger

21      "We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths."

..... Walt Disney

     "Today, if you invent a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse."

..... Ronald Reagan

22     "Genius is the ability to put into effect what is on your mind."

..... F. Scott Fitzgerald

     "Imagination is the highest kite one can fly."

..... Lauren Bacall

23     "Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason so few engage in it."

..... Henry Ford

     "A leader who doesn't hesitate before he sends his nation into battle is not fit to be a leader."

..... Golda Meir

24     "There is only one rule for being a good talker -- learn to listen."

..... Christopher Morley

     "Nothing sickens me more than the closed door of a library."

..... Barbara W. Tuchman

25     "Babies are always more trouble than you thought -- and more wonderful."

..... Charles Osgood

     "I never had a policy; I have just tried to do my very best each and every day."

..... Abraham Lincoln

26     "In order to compose, all you need to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of."

..... Robert Schumann

     "Every job is good if you do your best and work hard.  A man who works hard stinks only to the ones that have nothing to do but smell."

..... Laura Ingalls Wilder

27     "Being broke is a temporary situation. Being poor is a state of mind."

..... Mike Todd

     "If you can't stand the heat , get out of the kitchen."

..... Harry S Truman

28     "All doors open to courtesy."

..... Thomas Fuller

     "Play is the most intelligent thing our human brains can do."

..... Martha Beck

29     "A long dispute means that both parties are wrong."

..... Voltaire

     "The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love."

..... Hubert H. Humphrey

30     "I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me."

..... Dudley Field Malone

     "You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them."

..... Michael Jordan

31     "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."

..... Elbert Hubbard

     "I have always believed that God never gives a cross to bear larger than we can carry.  No matter what, He wants us to be happy, not sad.  Birds sing after a storm. Why shouldn't we?"

..... Rose F. Kennedy


Wednesday, June 1, 2016

June, 2016

1     "This is, I say, the time for all good men not to go to the aid of their party, but to come to the aid of their country."

..... Eugene McCarthy

     "Dost thou love life?  Then do not squander time, for that's the stuff life is made of."

..... Benjamin Franklin

2     "Socialism is like a dream.  Sooner or later you wake up to reality."

..... Winston Churchill

     "You will never find time for anything. If you want time, you must make it."

..... Charles Bixton

3     "If you must speak ill of another, do not speak it, write it in the sand near the water's edge."

.....Napoleon Hill

     "Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect.  We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is."

..... Margaret Mitchell (Gone with the Wind)

4     "What really flatters a man is that you think him worthy of flattering."

..... George Bernard Shaw

     "If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary."

..... Jim Rohn

5     "Never ask whether you can do something.  Say instead that you are going to do it, then fasten your seat belt."

..... Julia Cameron

     "Life is one day at a time.  And thank God!  I couldn't take much more."

..... Daniel Patrick Moynihan

6     "You are here to enrich the world and you impoverish yourself if you forget that errand."

..... Woodrow Wilson

     "Only the person of worth can recognize the worth in others."

..... Thomas Carlyle

7     "All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning."

..... Albert Camus

     "One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued."

..... Benjamin Franklin

8     "Life is easier than you think. All that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable, and bear the intolerable."

..... Kathleen Norris

     "The important thing is not to stop questioning."

..... Albert Einstein

9     "A young man who is unable to commit a folly is already an old man."

..... Paul Gauguin

     "Man is born to live, not to prepare for life."

..... Boris Pasternak

10     "I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again."

..... Noel Coward

     "When you run into someone who is disagreeable to others, you may be sure he is uncomfortable with himself; the amount of pain we inflict upon others is directly proportional to the amount we feel within us."

..... Sidney J. Harris

11     "Put three grains of sand inside a vast cathedral, and the cathedral will be more closely packed with sand than space is with starts."

..... James Jeans

     "The art of life isn't controlling what happens, which is impossible; it's using what happens."

..... Gloria Steinem

12     "Poetry is to prose as dancing is to walking."

..... John Wain

     "Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent."

..... Marlon Brando

13     "You are either part of the solution or part of the problem."

..... Eldridge Cleaver

     "You can't use up creativity.  The more you use, the more you have."

..... Maya Angelou

14     "Macho doesn't prove mucho."

..... Zsa Zsa Gabor

     "The two most beautiful words in the English language are: Check Enclosed."

..... Dorothy Parker

15     "Any 20 year-old who isn't a liberal doesn't have a heart, and any 40 year-old who isn't a conservative doesn't have a brain."

..... Winston Churchill

     "Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.  Delay may give clearer light as to what is best to be done."

..... Aaron Burr

16     "Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved."

..... Ralph Waldo Emerson

     "Bore -- a person who talks when you wish him to listen."

..... Ambrose Bierce

17     "A friend:  one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

..... Walter Winchell

     "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.  Live the life you have imagined."

..... Henry David Thoreau

18     "An act of goodness surpasses a thousand prayers."

..... Sa'adi (Persian poet)  (1184-1283)

     "Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman."

..... Herbert Spencer

19     "The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away."

..... Barbara Kingsolver

     "I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.  That's deep enough.  What do you want -- an adorable pancreas?"

..... Jean Kerr

20     "Don't cross the bridge till you come to it."

..... Proverb

     "If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."

..... Bob Hope

21     "If you have knowledge, let others light their candles in it."

..... Margaret Fuller

      "The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are, the more leisure we have."

..... William Hazlitt

22     "It is books that are the key to the wide world; if you can't do anything else, read all that you can."

..... Jane Hamilton

     "If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."

..... Johnny Carson

23      "Worry is a thin straw of fear trickling through the mind.  If encouraged, it cuts a channel into which all other thoughts are drained."

..... Arthur Somers Rache

     "The worst behaved students turn out to be the most pious preachers."

..... German proverb

24     "Temptations come, as a general rule, when they are sought."

..... Margaret Oliphant

     "Our dead are never dead to us, until we have forgotten them."

..... George Eliot

25      "One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well."

..... Virginia Woolf

     "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

..... Benjamin Franklin

26     "We should look for someone to eat and drink with, before looking for something to eat and drink."

..... Epicurus

     "The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune."

..... Plutarch

27     "Talk is cheap, except when Congress does it."

..... Cullen Hightower

     "The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands."

..... Anne Frank

28     "My garden is my most beautiful masterpiece."

..... Claude Monet

     "Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable."

..... George Bernard Shaw

29     "I am bigger than anything that can happen to me."

..... Charles F. Lummis

     "Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday."

..... Don Marquis

30     "The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading."

..... H. L. Mencken

     "A wise man who stands firm is a statesman, a foolish man who stands firm is  a catastrophe."

..... Adlai E. Stevenson    


Sunday, May 1, 2016

May, 2016

1     "That man is idle who can do something better."

..... Ralph Waldo Emerson

     " A champion is afraid of losing.  Everyone else is afraid of winning."

..... Billie Jean King

2      "Thanks to God for books as an alternative to conversation."

..... W. H. Auden

     "Open your arms to chance, but don't let go of your values."

..... Dalia Lama

3     "I would trade all of my technology for an afternoon with Socrates."

..... Steve Jobs

     "With every mistake, we must surely be learning."

..... George Harrison

4     "God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them."

..... German proverb

     "Education is the best provision for old age."

..... Aristotle

5     "The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention."

..... Richard Moss 

     "Give what you have.  To someone, it may be better than you dare to think."

..... Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

6     "If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date."

..... Olin Miller 

      "Let your children go if you want to keep them."

..... Malcolm S. Forbes

7     "The test of literature is, I suppose, whether we ourselves live more intensely for the reading of it."

..... Elizabeth Drew

     "Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth."

..... Horace Walpole

8     "If your doctor does not think it good for you to sleep, to drink wine, or to eat of a particular dish, do not worry; I will find you another who will not agree with him."

..... Michel de Montaigne

     "Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do, but how much love we put into that action."

..... Mother Teresa

9     "There are things to confess that enrich the world, and things that need not be said."

..... Joni Mitchell

     "Initiative is doing the right thing without being told."

..... Victor Hugo

10     "Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday."

..... Napoleon Hill

     "Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all."

..... Winston Churchill

11     "I have been on a calendar, but never on time."

..... Marilyn Monroe

     "He that loves reading has everything within his reach."

..... William Godwin

12     "Our life is frittered away with detail.  Simplify. Simplify."

..... Henry David Thoreau

     "Son, in politics, you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad."

..... Lyndon B. Johnson

13     "By perseverance the snail reached the ark."

..... Charles Haddon Spurgeon

     "Every day is a new day.  It is better to be lucky.  But I would rather be exact.  Then when luck comes, you are ready."

..... Ernest Hemingway

14     "There are not traffic jams along the extra mile."

..... Roger Staubach

     "It is the mark of great people to treat trifles as trifles  and important matters as important."

..... Gotthold Lessing

15     "Defeat should never be a source of discouragement, but rather a fresh stimulus."

..... Bishop Robert South

     "It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up."

..... Vince Lombardi

16     "Reader, what if you were an idiot, and what if you were a member of Congress?  But I repeat myself."

..... Mark Twain

     "Congress consists of one-third, more or less, scoundrels; two-thirds, more or less, idiots; and three-thirds, more or less, poltroons."

..... H. L. Mencken

17     "If you realize you aren't so wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today."

..... Olin Miller

     "A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around."

..... Edgar Watson Howe

18     "All that truly matters in the end is that you loved."

..... Regina Brett

     "There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship."

..... Thomas Aquinas

19     "The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives."

..... Robert Maynard Hutchins

     "One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks."

..... Jack Penn

20     "The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him."

..... Italian proverb

     "A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two things.  There will be sleeping enough in the grave."

..... Benjamin Franklin

21     "I get dressed up like a doll, a nice man puts lipstick on my lips and I say words -- it's deeply satisfying."

..... Julia Roberts

     "Out truest life is when we are in our dreams awake."

..... Henry David Thoreau

22     "No one wants to quit when he's losing, and no one wants to quit when he's winning."

..... Richard Petty

     "As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say.  I just watch what they do."

..... Andrew Carnegie

23     "All experience is an arch to build upon."

..... Henry B. Adams

     "The important thing is neither your nationality nor the religion you professed, but how your faith translated itself in your life."

..... Eleanor Roosevelt

24     "Happy or unhappy, families are all mysterious.  We have only to imagine how differently we would be described -- and will be, after our deaths -- by each of the family members who believe they know us."

..... Gloria Steinem

     "The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before."

..... Elbert Hubbard

25     "We have two classes of forecasters: those who don't know and those who know they don't know."

..... John Kenneth Galbraith

     "We come and go just like ripples in a stream."

..... John V. Politis

26     "Silence implies consent."

..... Proverb

     "It is not how many languages you can speak but whether you have anything to say."

..... Noah benShea

27     "Children are our most valuable natural resource."

..... Herbert Clark Hoover

     "Reading makes immigrants of us all.  It takes us away from home, but more important, it finds homes for us everywhere."

..... Hazel Rochman

28     "If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales.  If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales."

..... Albert Einstein

     "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."

..... C. S. Lewis

29     "You must be the change you want to see in the world."

..... Mahatma Gandhi

     "I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or helpful or amusing."

..... Clifton Fadiman

30     "Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized."

..... Albert Einstein

     "The person who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor to find much fun in life."

..... Charles M. Schwab

31     "The point is that you can't be too greedy."

..... Donald Trump

     "One drop of hatred left in the cup of joy turns the most blissful draught into poison."

..... Johann Friedrich Von Schiller




Thursday, March 31, 2016

April, 2016

1     "Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see, the world hath more fools in it than ever."

..... Charles Lamb

     "One can pay back the loan of gold, but one lives forever in debt to those who are kind."

..... Malcolm Forbes

2     "Eighty percent of success is showing up."

..... Woody Allen

     "Education is hanging around until you've caught on."

..... Robert Frost

3     "If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."

..... Doug Larson

     "Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well."

..... Lord Chesterfield 

4     "Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart."

..... Alan Alda

     "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."

..... Eleanor Roosevelt

5     "Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it."

..... Salvador Dali

     "Those who have free seats at a play hiss first."

..... Chinese proverb

6     "These are the times that try men's souls."

..... Thomas Paine

     "There was never a good war or a bad peace."

..... Benjamin Franklin

7     "There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up."

..... Oscar Wilde

     "Hungry people cannot be good at learning or producing anything, except perhaps violence."

..... Pearl Bailey

8     "Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age.  Sometimes age just shows up all by itself."

..... Ziggy

     "He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not."

..... Italian proverb

9      "Whether your child is 3 or 13, don't rush in to rescue him until you know he's done all he can to rescue himself."

..... Barbara F. Meltz

     "I'd rather be a woman than a man.  Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're first to be rescued off sinking ships."

..... Gilda Radner

10     "If you stand straight, do not fear a crooked shadow."

..... Chinese proverb

     "The importance that our society attaches to sport is incredible.  After all, is football a game or a religion?  The people of this country have allowed sports to get completely out of hand."

..... Howard Cosell

11     "Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important."

..... Eugene McCarthy

     "Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage."

..... Zig Ziglar

12     "Never choose a wife by candlelight, nor a friend at a feast, nor a horse at a fair."

..... Ovid

     "Whatever you can do, or dream, you can begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic."

..... Goethe

13     "The way we do things is to begin."

..... Horace Greeley

     "The cure for boredom is curiosity.  There is no cure for curiosity."

..... Dorothy Parker

14     "Polls are like perfume -- nice to smell, dangerous to swallow."

..... Shimon Peres

     "Committee: A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary."

..... Richard Harkness

15     "There is meaning in every journey that is unknown to the traveler."

..... Dietrich Bonhoeffer

     "It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated."

..... Alec Bourne

16     "Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm."

..... Winston Churchill

     "Be vigilant; guard your mind against negative thoughts."

..... Buddha

17     "Television is of great educational value.  It teaches you while still young how to (a) kill, (b) rob, (c) embezzle, (d) shoot, (e) poison, and, generally speaking, (f) how to grow up into a Wild West outlaw or gangster by the time you leave school."

..... George Mikes

     "Take a deep breath.  It calms the mind."

..... Regina Brett

18     "There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the things he was educated in."

..... Will Rogers

     "God be thanked for books; they are the voices of the distant and the dead, and make us heirs of the spiritual life of past ages."

..... William Ellery Channing

19     "No truly great person ever thought themselves so."

..... William Hazlitt

      "Bore -- a person who talks when you wish him to listen."

..... Ambrose Bierce

20     "The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement."

..... Edgar Watson Howe

     "One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears."

..... Zsa Zsa Gabor

21     "Understanding is a two-way street."

..... Eleanor Roosevelt

     "We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are."

..... Anais Nin

22     "The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer."

..... Will Rogers

     "Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time."

..... E. W. Howe

23     "I had rather have a fool make me merry, than experience make me sad."

..... William Shakespeare

     "One man's ways may be as good as another's, but we all like our own best."

..... Jane Austen

24     "One hundred percent of the shots you don't take don't go in."

..... Wayne Gretzky

     "If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting it off."

..... Olin Miller

25     "A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own."

..... Thomas Mann

     "The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking."

..... Albert Einstein

26     "If it were not for hopes, the heart would break."

..... Thomas Fuller

     "We are not put on this earth to see through one another.  We are put on this earth to see one another through."

..... Gloria Vanderbilt

27     "Do one thing every day that scares you."

..... Eleanor Roosevelt

      "I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them."

..... Mark Twain

28     "There are three kinds of people; those that make things happen, those that watch things happen, and those who don't know what's happening."

..... American proverb

     "I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy."

..... John Adams

29     "The good old days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems."

..... Billy Joel

     "You win some, you lose some, and some get rained out, but you gotta suit up for them all."

..... J. Askenberg

30     "My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence."

..... Dame Edith Sitwell

     "The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it."

..... Doris Day

Monday, February 29, 2016

March, 2016

1     "Heaven is a shoe that looks pretty and doesn't hurt."

..... Phyllis Diller

     "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future."

..... Paul Boese

2     "Life itself is enough of a binge."

..... Julia Child

     "Junk:  something you keep for 10 years and then throw away two weeks before you need it."

..... Author Unknown

3     "Mosquitos are like small children.  The minute they stop making noise, you know they're into something."

.....  Amish saying

     "A man would do nothing if he waited until he could do it so well that no one would find fault with what he had done."

.... Cardinal Newman

4     "I object to people running down the future ; I intend to live the rest of my life there."

..... Charles F. Kettering

     "Children seldom misquote you; they repeat word for word what you should not have said."

..... Author Unknown

5     "There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you're interrupting."

..... Mark Twain

      "Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk."

..... Doug Larson

6      "Solitude is very sad.  Too much company's twice as bad."

..... William Allingham

     "Start where you are.  Use what you have.  Do what you can."

..... Arthur Ashe

7     "Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world."

..... Voltaire

     "The deeds you do may be the only sermon some persons will hear today."

..... St. Francis of Assisi

8     "If there is a way to do it better ... find it."

..... Thomas A. Edison

     "Love thy neighbor; yet don't pull down your hedge."

..... Ben Franklin

9     "Piglet: How do you spell love?
         Pooh:  You don't spell it, you feel it."

..... A. A. Milne

     "A contented man is one who enjoys the scenery along the detours."

..... Author Unknown

10     "The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day."

..... Adlai Stevenson

     "There is no man living that can not do more than he thinks he can."

..... Henry Ford

11     "When wine comes in, the secret goes out."

..... Jewish saying

     "From the moment I held that box of colors in my hand, I knew that this was my life."

..... Henri Matisse

12     "Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost."

..... Helen Keller

     "Instead of trying to get acceptance for my ideas, I decided I would make my life my argument."

..... Albert Schweitzer

13     "Life is like a ten-speed bike.  Most of us have gears we never use."

..... Charles Schultz

     "Most kids hear what you say; some kids do what you say; but all kids do what you do."

..... Kathleen Casey Theisen

14     "Make it a good day!  Making one good day after another makes a good life."

..... W. Mason Beekly

     "If you have a tune in your heart, you owe the world a song."

..... Glen Cunningham 

15     "It would be possible to describe absolutely everything scientifically, but it would make no sense.  It would be without meaning, as if you described a Beethoven symphony as a variation of wave pressure."

..... Albert Einstein

     "Winter: the season when children leave open the doors they slammed all summer."

..... Rodney Stevens

16     "Love one another and you will be happy.  It's as simple and as difficult as that."

..... Michael Leunig

     "He who does good for good's sake seeks neither praise nor reward, but is sure of both in the end."

..... William Penn

17     "May you always be blessed with walls for the wind, 
              A roof for the rain,  A warm cup of tea by the fire;
           Laughter to cheer you,  Those you love near you,
               And all that your heart might desire."

..... Gaelic blessing     

     "So live ... decently, fearlessly, joyously ... and don't forget that in the long run it's not the years in your life, but the life in your years that counts."

..... Adlai E. Stevenson

18     "If only we could keep our hands as busy as our tongues, what wonders we could perform!"

..... John Wanamaker

     "Home is where the college student, home for the holidays, isn't."

..... Lawrence J. Peter

19     "The greatest mistake you can make in life is to err continually, fearing you will make one."

..... Elbert Hubbard

          "Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing, is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."

..... Phyllis Diller

20     "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself."

..... Andy Warhol

     "As lousy as things are now, tomorrow they will be somebody's good old days."

..... Gerald Barzan

21     "To do nothing is the way to be nothing."

..... Nathaniel Hawthorne

     "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."

..... Thomas A. Edison

22     "Certainty?  In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes."

..... Benjamin Franklin

     "You have to think anyway, so why not think big?"

..... Donald Trump

23     "I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food, I eat it."

..... Dolly Parton

     "It is the responsibility of every adult to make sure that children hear what we have learned from the lessons of life and to hear over and over that we love them."

..... Oscar Wilde

24     "How many are the things I can do without!"

..... Socrates

     "It's great to be great, but it's greater of be human."

..... Will Rogers

25     "The most dangerous untruths are truths moderately distorted."

..... George Christoph Lichtenberg

     "It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."

..... Jerome K. Jerome

26     "Whoever wishes to keep a secret must hide the fact that he possesses one."

..... Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

     "There are two kinds of talent, man-made talent and God-given talent.  With man-made talent you have to work very hard.  With God-given talent, you just touch it up once in a while."

..... Pearl Bailey

27     "The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that ain't so."

..... Mark Twain

     "Hair is the first thing.  And teeth the second.  Hair and teeth.  A man got those two things, he's got it all."

..... James Brown

28     "Life is strange.  Every so often a good man wins."

..... Frank Dane

     "Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life."

..... Lord Byron

29     "To teach is to learn twice."

..... Joseph Joubert

     "Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory."

..... John Kenneth Galbraith

30     "There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness."

..... Josh Billings

     "Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party."

..... Winston Churchill

31     "Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it."

..... Anthony J. D'Angelo

     "I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible."

..... Irene Mayer Selznick